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Yes! She's Female and yes...that's her real face....:)

..came across this on a website and thought i'd share....her name is Yulia Viktorovna Vins.Russian,and 17......
i'm officially amazed....

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  1. OMG. That's rili awkward.

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  2. Someone shud cut off her head and gv d body to a guy

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  3. it such a waste to hv such a beautiful face as a woman and the rest of the body is kinda disappointing. well i wish she could just give me her face

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  4. Linda chiwetelu, I love u. pls hw can I reach u.

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